The Schizophrenic Walrus

Good day, eh? I'm Nick; 20 years of age and living in Boston. Former New Yorker. Wannabe Canadian, Bruins/Islanders fan, and college hockey goalie. Wanna throw, hoser? Drop 'em.
valiantparadox:

i dont care what you say you could write an entire essay summarizing greek and roman life you could do a full dissertation but nothing will be more exact than this

valiantparadox:

i dont care what you say you could write an entire essay summarizing greek and roman life you could do a full dissertation but nothing will be more exact than this

(via convertiblemysterymachine)

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

(via flowdangle)

revolvingabbeyroad:

the 10 things every hockey fan can agree upon

  1. NBC sucks
  2. NBC sucks
  3. NBC sucks
  4. NBC sucks
  5. NBC sucks
  6. NBC sucks
  7. NBC sucks
  8. NBC sucks
  9. NBC fucking sucks
  10. Pierre is a penis with a microphone

(via nonchalant-netminder)

only1hockey:

Bruins locker cleanout day

😭😭😭😭😭 FUCKING TUUKKA YOU DONT BLAME YOURSELF JUST STOP BLAMING YOURSELF

(Source: emcindylou)